Great Moments in Male Friendship

Me:
blargh
american women suck
J:
oh yeah?
Me:
no real reason to say it
just needs to be said
i mean, dont get me wrong
ALL women are crazy
but american women are the craziest
J:
naturally
we had a big party last night
and i have a couple leads im workin on now
Me:
see, i've been out of the party scene for awhile now
and I was like
hey, i'm going to try and talk to these girls sober
jesus christ that is a terrible idea
J:
i mean, these are all girls i've known for a while but havent been able to act toward cuz i've been in a relationship til now
Me:
ah
yes
go man go!
score for all of us
J:
workin on it!
Me:
yeah, i'm fairly sure "getting to know them" is a dumb, dumb tactic
"lets go out for coffee" might as well be "here are my balls, please take them from me"
J:
last night i was doin well i thought then this one girls roommates made her leave...then another i was even more sure i was in but i think itll happen another day
hahaah
yupp
Me:
its just a fact
drunk steve has more game than sober steve
J:
oh same here
no question
Me:

i'm half thinking of learning to fake a british accent so I can get tail in canada
J:
ho damn
such an actor
Me:
heh
if only if only
but seriously, this country is driving me to celibacy
it's like I had an abundance of riches thrown at my feet, and then I woke up one day and the goods were shoddier and the prices higher
J:
oh man
i mean its not THAT bad here
Me:
haha
dont mind me, I'm just bitter
A and I are just kinda... whatever
she was sick this week and i was busy so we havent talked all wee
and I ended up halfassedly asking out another girl
who... eh
and most of the guys I know down here are of the "sensitive, love and respect girls and they will love you back" philosophy
which is why it's great to get online and talk to you and just say "'dem girls are crazy bitches"
J:
hahah
oh yes
but i am A SINGLE GUY WHAT THE HELL
Me:
see, eventually that becomes IM A SINGLE GUY.... MEH
J:
haha word
i have prospects now at least...in chi its gonna be rough
Me:
bars
yeah, i have no idea
i'll be shooting blind in canada
but I do my best work that way